Punishing Kids in Dark Areas - No Concussion Involved

I just punished my son for not wanting to cooperate. IOW, he was not being a team player. I made an example of him though. I didn't have a trainer do my dirty work for me though. I took care of business directly. I have moved the naughty corner to a dark electrical closet in the house. If this closet isn't doing the trick, we'll switch to the equipment shed aka the garage. This shed does not have a ventilation fan but does have plenty of tropical plans putting out carbon dioxide for his lungs. This form of punishment will not backfire considering I'm the daddy! For those that are in the dark - pun or no pun? - you need to read about the Texas Tech U-Mike Leach-Adam James-Craig James debacle.